Dear Mosquitos,

...if you want to hang out, how about not letting me know by buzzing in my ear at 2am? And then again at 4am? And then again at 6am? I'm a little temperamental at those hours and I will squish you. Also, how about realizing it's winter and just agreeing to die off for a few months?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy some magic erasers to clean the 1,000,002,452,029 dead mosquito bodies from the last week off my walls. As my friend Cathy would say:

*end tantrum*