Thomas The Cat

Facts about Thomas the cat (AKA Tom Tom AKA Tonnes of Fun):

- he has herpes

- he's half-ginger

- we are cat-sitting him for two weeks

- we thought our apartment wasn't big enough for us to have a cat. Turns out, Tonnes of Fun has absolutely no interest in leaving the bed and only does so to eat and poop. Which is something we both have in common.

- he weighs approximately nine million pounds

- during the day he likes to sleep at the foot of the bed; at night he likes to sleep on your face

- he is 100% love and 0% beast

- he has the second-worst breath in the house

- not a fan of tuna

- he's missing half of an ear (the sick way Seoul City shows that he's fixed)

- he's a huge Big Brother UK fan and really wants John James and Josie to finally get together

- we love him