Sunday, December 3, 2006

Things you DO see in Korea

-Tomatos, albums named after tomatos

-scissors for cutting meat

-go go girls dancing outside stores for their grand openings

-4 year olds walking alone on the street after dark

-squid chips

-baby octopus spaghetti (with the whole octopus, head and all)

-koreans lol

-$1 soju, 80 cent soju juiceboxes for the kids

-squid, things with tentacles hanging to dry

- vegetables for sale on the street. not in baskets, laying on the street.

- boys holding hands with boys, girls holding hands with girls not because they're gay but because they're friends

-businessmen passed out on the side of the street, soju bottle in hand

-people carrying things on their heads

-Loudspeakers on pickup trucks advertising fruit, fish, plastic containers, hardware, kimchi pots, etc... the first time we heard this we thought North Korea was invading... nope, just a sale on apples.

-your take-out pizza comes wrapped with a little bow. opening it for left overs is like opening a christmas present

-at least a half-dozen complimentary side dishes with every meal. And if you finish something, it is refilled for free very swiftly.

-natives that are very kind and only want to help you

-magpies (the only bird I've seen so far)

-wet tissues in ashtrays, and thin little cigarettes that all the men smoke (every korean man smokes, i believe)

-shopping karts falling over while kids are sitting in them. I've seen this twice and it looks like it hurts.

-straws in your coffee

-bills in denominations no greater than $10

-karaoke rooms on every street

-10 pc rooms on every street

-plastic surgery clinics in shopping malls and department stores.

-noodles, rice

-cleaning ladies who walk right into the men's washroom to clean whether or not you're peeing at the time

-dying your dog's fur

-people spitting a lot

-outdoor gyms at the top of a hiking trail

-public hula hooping

- yummy street food! chicken on a stick! goo filled pancakes!

-motorcycles, cars driving on the sidewalk

-kimchi

-free stuff randomly taped to other products. ex: buy these chicken nuggets and get a free box of kleenex. I love it. They call it 1+1. 1+1 is a big Mel and Shawn joke.

- floor heating (we have it in our apartment, it's nice on the feet)

-free water coolers everywhere

-wedding halls/wedding castles. they're everywhere. weddings are big here.

-umbrella bags. I thought they were garbage bags, but nope. Inside most public doors there's a little bag dispenser for your wet umbrella.

- chocolate that doesn't taste like chocolate

- public exercise and stretching

-bbq your own beef restaraunts (love it!)

-cinemas where you reserve your seats.(we saw "The Departed" and got to choose our own seats)

-chickens for sale and they still have their heads

-beer for sale at the supermarket, on the street

-public drinking is legal. drink a beer on the subway, it's fine.

-matching lingerie for couples

-more men wearing pink than women

-espresso and drumsticks OR espresso and cheese sticks for only 4,000 won. YUMMMMMY!

-bootleg dvds for $3 on the side of the road
-lots of awesome cakes and cake stores
-the popularity of sausage/hot dogs
-a hot dog covered in french fries, served on a stick
-men with tall hats opening the the door for you at department stores
-tomato flavoured popsicles
-big huge crabs/fish/eels that you pick out at a restaraunt and then eat
-25 convenience stores on each street
-clothing stores divided by brand/color, not by gender (today I tried on girl's jeans)
-so many english language schools

-recycling. there's one garbage for your ice/beverage, one for the cups, one for the plastic lids to the cups, one for everything else.

-smelly sewers

-all-night shopping

-christian evangelists that speak good english and want to corner you to talk "God"

-department stores with TOO MANY employees that don't realize how many times they tell you about their toothpaste you aren't going to understand what they mean

-hairdressers that serve you complimenatry coffees

-aloe juice (it's good!)
-korean covers of english songs ("lovefool" is pretty popular right now)

-bidets in my apartment:


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